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"I know, friend Wolf, that I must be your prey, but beforeI die I would ask of you one favor you will play me a tune towhich I may dance." The Wolf complied, and while he was pipingand the Kid was dancing, some hounds hearing the sound ran up andbegan chasing the Wolf. Turning to the Kid, he said, "It is justwhat I deserve; for I, who am only a butcher, should not haveturned piper to please you."In time of dire need, clever thinking is keyor Outwit your enemy to save your skin.

Two old ladies were sitting on rocking chairs in their retirement home

Two old ladies were sitting on rocking chairs in their retirement home. One asked, "Do you still ever get horny?" "Oh, yes!" was the reply. "What do you do about it?" asked the first. "I suck on a lifesaver." was the reply. The first lady sat there for a long while pondering the answer. Finally she couldn't stand it any longer, and asked, "Who drives you to the beach?"